How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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