fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
