Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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