she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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