I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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