It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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