Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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