We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
then he tried to convert me to islam
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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