I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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