I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Welp...herpes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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