I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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