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say what?
wanna hang out?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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