So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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