no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i dont even know how to be here
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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