Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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