Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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