just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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