I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he fucked my hip out of place.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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