How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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