We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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