Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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