so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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