I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
