I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need to calm my uterus...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
