i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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