How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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