yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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