its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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