I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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