i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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