Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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