i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i believe in u and ur pee
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