i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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