I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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