Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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