He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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