I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Come on in and take your pants off
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