I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
