? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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