yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Quick, to the slutcave!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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