He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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