how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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