i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
