I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I'm really busy with my period
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