Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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