East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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