Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Green mimosas i think yes
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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