Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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