I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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