dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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